No. 1, Bo Cisek, senior, defensive tackle
Who he be: Bo is a walk-on defensive tackle who has made fun of the fact that a lot of people probably assume that Stefan Demos got fat. He hasn't gotten much playing time at DT, but did contribute last season as Brandon Williams' personal protector on the punt squad, so he's basically Tim Tebow.
Notable player profile tidbit: The listing of "Take It Off" by Ke$ha as one of the songs on Bo's iPod. Sure, this list was probably made two years ago... but I still wholeheartedly support the Ke$ha endorsement. Basically, I'm just really glad we got through this offseason and I'm ready to never write about which players like Ke$ha and Nas and Wagon Wheel ever again.
Looking forward: There's a Northwestern football game tomorrow, and that's pretty much all that matters. Hell, I'm tired of actively researching these guys. Bo Cisek is going to win the Heisman Trophy. See what I care if he doesn't. Go Cats.