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WOOOOO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TIME GO MARYLAND WOMEN'S LACROSSE WOOOOOOOO MARYLAND WOMEN'S LAX RULES
EXCEPT REALLY IT SHOULD SAY "CRABCAKES, FOOTBALL, WOMEN'S LACROSSE, AND SARUNAS JASIKIVICIUS," BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE THINGS I TRULY LOVE IN LIFE ALSO THE WIRE.
TURTLES ARE AWESOME.
Now that that's over with, well, today's the national championship, and, as you know, NU is looking for its sixth straight title, and Maryland will try to stop them and prevent them from breaking the record of seven straight that they set in part while Amonte Hiller was still a player. Maryland has a lot going for them - they're No. 1 in the country at 21-1, they're on home turf in Towson, and since NU coach Kelly Amonte Hiller went there, they probably have all types of secret info and are trying to blackmail her.
Anyway, game's at 4:30 - you can listen to it on WNUR, or watch it if you have something called a CBS College Sports Network on your teevee. (Hint: you don't.)
(P.S.: You all should go read this thing Hilary wrote over at The Rivalry. It's pretty good.)