I'm Not A Degenerate, I Just Gamble A Lot is Sippin' On Purple's weekly discussion of college football point spreads, and by college football, we mean Big Ten games plus other national games of interest. All suggested wagers are for entertainment purposes only. All lines courtesy of 5Dimes.com, all times are central time.
Season Profit (including the vig): 34.72 Lundys
A bit of a setback last week, but I bet small since I wasn't confident in my picks so the damage was minimal. More importantly though, there was a bit of drama in Major League Baseball last night. As a Red Sox fan, it was a tough evening for me, as you can see from my Twitter feed:
DIE CARL CRAWFORD
CARL CRAWFORD CONFIRMED EMBEDDED RAYS DOUBLE AGENT
OH OF COURSE
HOPEFULLY THEY LIGHT HIS DICK ON FIRE RT
@DownGoesBrown: All 13 levels of losing just rang Bill Simmons' doorbell.HOCKEY SEASON STARTS NEXT WEEK THATS RIGHT DEFENDING CUP CHAMPION BRUINS YEAH I WENT THERE SUCK IT
ANYONE IN CAMBRIDGE MASSACHUSETTS IN POSSESSION OF DRUGS, YOUVE GOT A CUSTOMER RIGHT HERE
[I've deleted the tweet where I basically gave out my address. That one wasn't so smart.]
OH GREAT NOW THAT FUCKING DICKBAG CAN WRITE ANOTHER BOOK I HOPE HE DIES RT
@JucheMane: I am so excited for Dan Shaughnessy's next columnLost in the Red Sox choke is that walking genital wart Tony La Russa is going to be in the playoffs.
DRUGS ARE MY FRIEND
well at least I have Northwestern basketball to look forward to
Alright Im out like Kevin Coble facing adversity. its ok though I still love you guys. And by love, I mean wish you'd get eaten by piranhas.
And how did my esteemed friend and colleague Rodger Sherman respond in my time of need?
you know, I genuinely feel bad for
@Loretta8_SoP and Red So-bahahahahahahahahahaha couldn't finish that
Now, I'm doublin' the bounty. Hundred large for a whiff of that Yankee fan. Two fiddy for his head.
Oh, and one more thing. Price of the Lundys goin' up.
Thursday
#16 South Florida Bulls at Pittsburgh Panthers (+3), 7 PM, ESPN
Bet Size: 2 Lundys on Pittsburgh
Saturday
#14 Texas A&M Aggies at #18 Arkansas Razorbacks (+2.5), 11 AM, ESPN
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on the Aggies
Minnesota Golden Gophers at #19 Michigan Wolverines (-20.5), 11 AM, BTN
Bet Size: 2 Lundys on Minnesota
Northwestern Wildcats at #24 Illinois Fighting Illini (-8), 11 AM, ESPN2
via sportsandmeat.files.wordpress.com
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on NU to win outright at +270
Penn St. Nittany Lions at Indiana Hoosiers (+16), 11 AM, ESPNU
via cdn-2-service.phanfare.com
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on Indiana
Kentucky Wildcats at #1 LSU Tigers (-30.5), 11:21 AM, ESPN3.com
via media.nj.com
Bet Size: 2 Lundys on Lucky Les Miles
Michigan St. Spartans at Ohio St. Buckeyes (-3), 2:30 PM, ABC/ESPN
via mlblogsredsoxgirl46.files.wordpress.com
Bet Size: 4 Lundys on Sparty
#13 Clemson Tigers at #11 Virginia Tech Hokies (-7), 5 PM, ESPN2
Bet Size: 1 Lundy on VA Tech
#17 Texas Longhorns at Iowa St. Cyclones (+9.5), 6 PM, FX
Bet Size: 5 Lundys on Texas
#3 Alabama Crimson Tide at #12 Florida Gators (+3.5), 7 PM, CBS
via cache.boston.com
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on Bama
#8 Nebraska Cornhuskers at #7 Wisconsin Badgers (-9.5), 7 PM, ABC
Bet Size: 7 Lundys on Wisconsin
Notre Dame Fighting Irish at Purdue Boilermakers (+12), 7 PM, ESPN
via boston.sportsthenandnow.com
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on Notre Dame
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