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Season Profit (including the vig): 34.72 Lundys
A bit of a setback last week, but I bet small since I wasn't confident in my picks so the damage was minimal. More importantly though, there was a bit of drama in Major League Baseball last night. As a Red Sox fan, it was a tough evening for me, as you can see from my Twitter feed:
DIE CARL CRAWFORD
CARL CRAWFORD CONFIRMED EMBEDDED RAYS DOUBLE AGENT
OH OF COURSE
HOPEFULLY THEY LIGHT HIS DICK ON FIRE RT
@DownGoesBrown: All 13 levels of losing just rang Bill Simmons' doorbell.
HOCKEY SEASON STARTS NEXT WEEK THATS RIGHT DEFENDING CUP CHAMPION BRUINS YEAH I WENT THERE SUCK IT
ANYONE IN CAMBRIDGE MASSACHUSETTS IN POSSESSION OF DRUGS, YOUVE GOT A CUSTOMER RIGHT HERE
[I've deleted the tweet where I basically gave out my address. That one wasn't so smart.]
OH GREAT NOW THAT FUCKING DICKBAG CAN WRITE ANOTHER BOOK I HOPE HE DIES RT
@JucheMane: I am so excited for Dan Shaughnessy's next column
Lost in the Red Sox choke is that walking genital wart Tony La Russa is going to be in the playoffs.
DRUGS ARE MY FRIEND
well at least I have Northwestern basketball to look forward to
Alright Im out like Kevin Coble facing adversity. its ok though I still love you guys. And by love, I mean wish you'd get eaten by piranhas.
And how did my esteemed friend and colleague Rodger Sherman respond in my time of need?
you know, I genuinely feel bad for
@Loretta8_SoP and Red So-bahahahahahahahahahaha couldn't finish that
Now, I'm doublin' the bounty. Hundred large for a whiff of that Yankee fan. Two fiddy for his head.
Oh, and one more thing. Price of the Lundys goin' up.
Bet Size: 2 Lundys on Pittsburgh
#14 Texas A&M Aggies at #18 Arkansas Razorbacks (+2.5), 11 AM, ESPN
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on the Aggies
Bet Size: 2 Lundys on Minnesota
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on NU to win outright at +270
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on Indiana
Bet Size: 2 Lundys on Lucky Les Miles
Bet Size: 4 Lundys on Sparty
Bet Size: 1 Lundy on VA Tech
Bet Size: 5 Lundys on Texas
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on Bama
Bet Size: 7 Lundys on Wisconsin
Bet Size: 3 Lundys on Notre Dame