First off, congratulations to Ondre Pipkins for winning last week with Michigan poll, doubling up second-place finisher Fitzgerald Touissant with 52 votes, and for helping those British children by being their cheerful nanny who occasionally beats them up.
But let's talk about Michigan State. Let's TALK about Michigan State. Sometimes, I wonder why I'm doing Name of the Week polls. Not every team is gifted. Some teams have just modestly okay names, and make me believe that perhaps I'm silly to imagine that college football players don't have naturally more enjoyable names.
Michigan State reminds me that I'm wrong. Michigan State reminds me that I'm the wrongest. I think they're the deepest name team that Northwestern will play this year, and it's not even close. To be honest, I'm just going to copy-paste some stuff I wrote last year, PLUS add some other stuff, and leave it up to you. It's the best.
Honorable mentions include running back Le'Veon Bell, one of the world's best JJ's, Jairus Jones. Here's the guys who made the cut: