Tim Beckman has let loose the boring, all-too-concrete world we live in. He has escaped to a higher plane, where all things are possible, and where the only limit is how beautiful you want things to be.
So far this season, Northwestern has lost when it's not supposed to and won when it's not supposed to. They're supposed to lose tomorrow. But there's nothing to say they won't win the whole damn thing.
Cal was really really bad at football last year. Northwestern was okay. This, plus Northwestern's undying hatred of fellow nerds and Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway, lead me to believe Northwestern will beat the hell out of Cal.